I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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