I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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