Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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