I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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