at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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