just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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