So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
how does that bad decision feel?
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