Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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