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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
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if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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