i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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