i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
