she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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