I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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