GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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