You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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