After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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