found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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