i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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