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(813): View more from Florida

Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.

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(302): View more from Delaware

He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

what do i owe you?

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$237.46 to be exact.

(920): View more from Wisconsin

if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.

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(254): View more from Texas

Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.

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(415): View more from California

I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.

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(585): View more from New York

You get home okay?

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I'm pantless and in bed

(585): View more from New York

That doesn't mean you're at home.

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(425): View more from Washington

Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.

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(407): View more from Florida

Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??

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(214): View more from Texas

New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!

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