I want to make a zoo with you.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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