porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Randomize
