No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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