i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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