They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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