Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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