i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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