Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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