Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
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