the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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