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just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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