If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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