my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
i think i have two assholes
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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