im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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