you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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