I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
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