what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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