your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Randomize
