Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
you inspire me to be a worse person
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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