me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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