Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Just high enough for therapy.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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