Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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