at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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