Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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