I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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