she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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