I have demons in me.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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