think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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