1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
either way he was missing a nipple.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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