I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
and you fell through a lawn chair
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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