you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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